ABOUT CELLAR DOOR PROSE

WELCOME!

Hi, I’m Maddie 🖤

I’m a PNW-based author who is currently trying to write and live abroad.

I have a few things to check out and subscribe to, right now:

• “Mom, If You’re Reading This…” is an off-beat travel blog to record my journey traveling and writing.

• NO SPOILERS. An equally off-beat book review series.

• The Clean Plate Club 🍽️

“Mom if You’re Reading This…”

If you’re not a fan of travel blogs, don’t worry—I’m not either. Too often, they’re idealized, romanticized, and designed to make you feel discontent. Mine does none of that. Instead, I offer a raw, honest account of what it’s actually like to chase your life’s calling. Spoiler: it’s not pretty. It’s lonely, scary, and sometimes downright icky. But it’s also freeing—worth every month of planning it takes to make a move like this. If you’re on the fence about following your own path, give my blog a read. See if you’re up for it.

NO SPOILERS

A horror and speculative-fiction book review series (with a bite). I try to keep it brief and keep each book’s best secret to myself. I’ll give you a quick run-down and my personal quip. I try to keep it spicy. If you have any books you want me to review, send me a message! 🖤

The Clean Plate Club 🍽️

A fresh series of cannibalistic recipes. Fully satire. 100% delicious.

When I’m not posting blog letters or book reviews, I’m usually pounding out some creepy sh*t.

Buy my debut horror anthology, Welcome to the Godmachine, here

Check out my newest publication, “TENANCY",” with HamLit, here.

Visit my website and follow me on social media @cellardoorprose

Why subscribe?

I’ll eat your firstborn child if you don’t 🥰💖